The world is full of good advice: lean in; win friends and influence people; to thine self be true; work hard and be good to your mother…not all of the glib advice you receive (whether you’ve asked for it or not) is bad. For example, “prevention is better than cure” is excellent advice, more so than “the ends justify the means“.
What does all this have to do with poetry? Well, life advice is great fodder for poetry! And combining it with the types of instructions we receive every day, I can do this…
General Instructions Remove cardboard packaging Do not peel the plastic film Microwave on High for 7 minutes Let stand for 2 minutes Remove plastic film carefully as contents may be hot Enjoy your meal. Warning: Microwave cooking times and settings may differ. Remove packaging Not the plastic 7 minute high 2 minute stand Remove carefully, hot film Enjoy meal Warning: Your time and setting may differ Remove Plastic Minutes. Stand. Differ. Enjoy.
